Saturday, September 02, 2006

Terms and Conditions

Whereas the owner, Chan Kin Yew ("Bob") is desirous of creating a web-based log ("blog") to chronicle his year on student exchange in Catholic University Leuven ("Leuven"), the following terms and conditions will attempt to govern the initial content and subsequent photographic reproductions ("posts") on the blog ;

  1. There will be no profanity, pornography, lewd descriptions of sexual acts on this blog unless expressly done unto the owner of this blog. Yeah right.
  2. There will be an abundance of bad photography, Bob's face, Bob' face with other foreign faces and other grotesque sights, for which Bob makes no attempt to apologise for the mental anguish, distress or other emotional and physical trauma it may induce readers of such posts.
  3. There will be posts made by Bob will attempt to describe in graphic detail how much fun, academic trauma, culture shock, madcap adventures and other envy-inducing events undertaken by Bob so as to achieve the desired effect of encouraging more people Bob knows to come visit him, or in the alternative, to write disparaging emails of envy to his email address ("chankinyew@gmail.com").
  4. There will be an outpouring of various emotions vacillating from fear, anger, elation, nervousness, sadness and aloofness manifest in the overall tone of the posts made in the coming months, which are expressly reserved by the owner.
Subject to these terms and conditions, this blog will henceforth commence operations from 6 September 2006 until such a time when the owner returns to the National University of Singapore to resume his 'proper' education or declares ends his Odyssey in Leuven over through a final post of reckoning.

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